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Top 10 Types of Jokes

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Jokes are the most powerful medicine that takes off all the toxicity of sadness from you. Humor is the individual ability to look at life and laugh at life. You can only do that when you are feeling secure. When you are insecure, you laugh at people. When you are secure, you laugh at yourself. Now the exercise is this. Look at everything in a wacky funny way and suddenly you will realize life is so much of fun. Humor is an antidote to all stress. You have probably heard the phrase. Laughter is the best medicine. It is just that. Do not be anxious or hurry.

 

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Knock Knock Jokes

Knock knock jokes usually end with a pun. Knock knock jokes are owned by two people. Sometimes they end as double meaning jokes. It is a question and answer joke where two persons play the role. One person of the joke says “knock knock” and another person asks “who is there?”; now the teller gives a name such as “a broken pencil” and the other person responds by asking “broken pencil who?”; now the joke teller says a pun like “never mind. It’s pointless”.

Some Knock-Knock Jokes for you:

  1. Knock knock
    Who is there?
    Merry
    Merry who?
    Merry Christmas
  2. Knock knock
    Who is there?
    Orange
    Orange who?
    Orange you going to let me in?
  3. Knock knock
    Who is there?
    Tim
    Tim who?
    Tim one you like
  4. Knock knock
    Who is there?
    Sally
    Sally who?
    Sally the piggy bank again
  5. Knock knock
    Who is there?
    Noah
    Noah who?
    Noah good place we can get something to eat.

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Yo Mama Jokes

Yo mama jokes are often referred to as the maternal insult. It points to somebody’s mother with not-so-appreciable phrases such as yo mama and insult with such kind of jokes. Initiating such cheap insults on a person’s mom is globally offensive. Insults are based on

  1. Race
  2. Poverty
  3. Stupidity
  4. Age
  5. Poor hygiene
  6. Obesity

Slangs that are used are as follows:

  1. Yo mama
  2. Yo momma
  3. Yer ma
  4. Ya mum
  5. Your mom

Some Yo Mama Jokes for you to laugh:

  1. Yo momma is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and it’s still printing.
  2. Yo momma is so fat that when she got on the weighing scale it said, “I demand your weight, not your phone number.”
  3. Yo momma is so fat that when she went to the beach, a whale swam up and sang loudly, “We are family, even though you are fatter than me”
  4. Yo mamma is so obnoxious that when she tried to join most obnoxious woman of the country contest, they said, “Sorry, no professionals.”
  5. yo mama is so stupid that when her favorite phone died, she buried it.

There are celebrity jokes, Bible jokes, creepy pasta joke, and 100 yo mama jokes and stupid family guy jokes.

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Dirty Jokes

Dirty jokes are jokes that are very dirty. They see through life in a funny and wacky point of view.

Some people don’t understand dirty jokes because it has double meanings. While some other people will be very sharp and understands it as soon as it’s told to them. Ask yourself which category do you belong to the sharp one or the blunt one?

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Ethnic Jokes

Ethnic jokes are humor related racist jokes based on the societal and cultural stereotypes about them. Many of them are offensive. These jokes are ambivalent. There are ways to respond to the ethnic jokes.

Some Ethnic Jokes for you:

  1. Why doesn’t Mexico have an Olympic team? Because everybody who can run, jump and swim are already in the U.S.
  2. What would Martin Luther King be if he was white? Alive.
  3. Why do white people always go to black people’s garage sales? To get their stuff back.
  4. Sardar telephoned his doctor in a flurry-blurry and said: “Doctor, my wife is pregnant and she is having pain right now”. The doctor asked,”Is this her first child”, Sardar replied,” No doctor, this is her husband” and the doctor got very bad head pain.

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Jokes For Kids

Kid’s jokes are the cutest jokes. However, kids crack jokes rarely. Nevertheless, there are a number of kid’s jokes just for kids. We can teach kids such jokes. Even though kids crack jokes rarely, there are some kids who are too funny with the way they handle things in life.it is very funny to observe. Sometimes they do not intentionally say jokes. It happens naturally.

Some Kid’s Jokes:

    1. What do you call an old snowman?Water
    2. Which dinosaur knows the most words?  Thesaurus
    3. What did one wall say to the other wall?   I will meet you at the corner

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One-Liner Jokes

Comedians in cinema mostly use one-liner jokes. They are the most important jokes especially in southern Indian cinema in the languages such as the Tamil language.

Here are some of the one-liner jokes for you:

  1. Say what you want about deaf people
  2. What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick
  3. I haven’t talked to my wives in three weeks. I didn’t want to interrupt her.
  4. I hate Russian dolls, they are so full of themselves
  5. I don’t like cocaine. I just like the way it smells.
  6. I haven’t slept for three days because that would be too long.
  7. When life give you melons, you must be dyslexic
  8. My grandfather has a heart of a lion and lifetime ban from the local zoo
  9. Throwing acid is wrong, in some people’s eyes.
  10. Whiteboards are remarkable

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Blonde Jokes

Blonde jokes are generally referred to people especially women who have blonde hair. Some blonde jokes rely on sexual humor.

Some of the blonde jokes:

  1. What did the blonde do when she heard that 90% accident occur around the home?

          She moved

  1. A blonde-haired woman went for a driver’s test. She kept on losing in her test. What was the reason?

          Every time the door was opened, she dived into the rear seat.

  1. What is the blonde-haired woman’s idea of safe sex?

           Locking the car door

  1. A blonde-haired woman is walking down the street with the pig under her arm. She passes a person who asked her where she got that.

          The pig says I won her in a raffle

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Cheesy Jokes

Some Cheesy Jokes:

  1. Why shouldn’t you write with a broken pencil?

Because it is pointless

  1. What do you call six ducks in a box?

The box of quackers

  1. Why is the calendar depressed?

Because the days are numbered

  1. What disease do you get when you decorate for Christmas?

Tinselitus

  1. Why don’t they play poker in a jungle?

Too many cheetahs

  1. Why did the bicycle fall over?

Because it was too tired

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Clean Jokes

Clean jokes are jokes that are easy to understand and not hilarious. These jokes are decent and can be used by both adult and kids. This is a type of joke that can be used safely.

Some Clean Jokes:

  1. My friend thinks he is smart. He told me an onion is the only food that makes you cry, so I threw a coconut at his face.
  2. While touring in Bermuda Mr.Frog’s car broke down. What happened after that?
    It got toad away.
  3. Q: Mrs.Donald duck bought a lipstick from a cosmetic shop. What did she say at the pay counter?
    A: “Put it on my bill.”
  4. Q: Is Google male or female?
    A: Female, because it doesn’t let you finish a sentence before making a suggestion
  5. Q: Why was six scared of seven?
    A: Because seven “ate” nine

 

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Adult Jokes

Adult jokes are a content of sex. These jokes are hilarious but cannot be shared with kids.

 


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